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A sunlit living room filled with diverse houseplants.

My Plants, My Rules

Rule #1: Plants should make you happy, not stressed. If it dies, we buy a new one.

No Latin Names. No Perfect Humidity. ✅ Just Fixes.



I am a graphic designer, not a botanist. My apartment is messy, my lighting is questionable, and I have killed more ferns than I care to admit.

My Plants, My Rules is my rebellion against “perfect” plant Instagram. Here, we deal with reality:

  • Sometimes we forget to water.
  • Sometimes the cat knocks over a pot.
  • Sometimes a plant just hates you.

These guides are the notes I wrote for myself at 2 AM while panic-Googling. I hope they help you too.